“this meeting could have been an email” but instead it’s “this video tutorial could have been a post with less than a hundred words”
"We're gonna be talking about the BOOBY! We'll be talking about the WOODCOCK! Do you think that's FUNNY, Butthead? Do you find it AMUSING that we'll be talking about the SWALLOW? Yes, we're also gonna be talking about the DICKCISSEL, the BUSHTIT, the COCK-OF-THE-ROCK, the SHAG... and we will DEFINITELY be spending a LOT of time talking about...GREAT TITS!!"
Somebody has learned I was keeping the paper towels on top of the fridge and then taught herself to jump on top of my cabinets so my paper towels are no longer safe
Everybody’s on this new club drug called “Greek yogurt with berries, granola and a dab of honey.” Shit’s wild
"Bottom does not mean sub" might as well be occult knowledge to some of y'all
call my man shredded lettuce because he be a sub topping
Every time I see my mutuals post in their native tongue that I don't understand I'm like yes 🥰 that's language babes 💖
고추
hehe i said penis
titola ☝️🤓
does that mean penis?
ye :)
nice
